Alabama Hamburger Style

1. Someone lays on the floor(bottom bun)

2. You puke on the person who is laying down(The lettuce)

3. Then someone lays on top of the person meanwhile the person laying down inserts the penis in the anus.(That's the hamburger)

4. Then the women smear's her own menstrual blood all over the body; therefore, when she lays down the penis will insert her bloody vagina(That's the ketchup)

5. Nevertheless, the dude lays on top of the women and proceeds to stick his monstrosity of a penis into her anus(Top bun)

6. Their you go; you have completed the "Alabama Hamburger Style"

Thomas: Man, Jeffery when I put my penis in your ass last night my penis felt sooo warm and tender.

Jeffery: Thomas when you stuck your humongous cock in my ass man(said it aggressive) I couldn't stop moaning.

April: Jeffery you made me moan soo hard that my parents woke up.

Johnny: Aye, what'a bout my awesome puke that I did, and also April when I hit it from behind it felt good.

Requis: What y'all talking about?

Everyone(except Requis): We did the "Alabama Hamburger Style" last night.

Alabama Hamburger Style by Pyramid titties April 9, 2019

Hamburger 

The act of placing one's meat in-between two buns.

In other words, to give someone an anal.

That girl's ass was hu-to-the-mongous, so I hamburgered that bitch.

Hamburger by Living Ass January 30, 2019

Hamburgerage 

The action of an object being converted to or included in a hamburger.

John watched it horror as his dear brother William went through a process of hamburgerage at the hands of the foul hamburgulator

Hamburgerage by Handlecorn January 1, 2012

Hamburger-a-gogo 

What Georgia Nicolson (from Louise Rennison's series 'The confessions of Georgia Nicolson') calls America.

During my holidays I went to hamburger-a-gogo

Georgia Nicolson Louise Rennison

Hamburger-a-gogo by Donnalein July 30, 2013

hamburger helper hands 

Thick meaty hands

Calebs got them meaty hamburger helper hands

hamburger helper hands by Quaf June 2, 2016

Hamburger on white 

When a white man (usually middle aged) has his shirt unbuttoned as far as possible, to showcase his dark, curly chest hair.

Oftentimes, a gaudy gold neckchain and medallion are worn to draw even more attention to his hamburger- like mass of chest hair.

Look at all the hamburger on white out on the boardwalk! It's like studio 54 threw up out here!

Hamburger on white by Dez4prez August 10, 2016

Hamburger Hipster 

A grownup, tattoed macho hipster. Usually has a large beard, and is often seen talking about what oils and combs he uses in his beard. Has often a so-called dad body. His favourite food is burgers, and is often seen in different restaurants testing different burgers, or grinding his own beef. Only capable of talking about burgers, his beard or possibly sports.

Is usually male.

"So then I use otter wax, and heat my beard, and then comb trough it with my comb that is special-made by zebraskeleton, and then I make a bow tie."

Internal thought:
Oh my god he's such a hamburger hipster

Hamburger Hipster by Krallgren April 30, 2017