Habit Conversion

When, in a normal occasion, you would say something habitually. But every once in a while, something happens that's just too important for you to pay attention to whatever happened, preventing you from saying what you would say back. Most of the time though what caught your attention isn't really important

Normal Occasion...
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar: I'm not your bitch

Habit Conversion
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar(looking at a hot girl): Sure OK (not really paying attention to Angel)
Angel: ?!? (wondering why he didn't say "I'm not your bitch")

by Critical Acclaim May 22, 2009

Habitattz

The act of getting another tattoo, based solely on a yearly predetermined date or recurring annual event.

1.You: "Hey Jake, when did you get that anchor tattoo, did you buy a boat?" Jake: "No man, you know, got my tax return like last year, got a sweet tatt picked out for next time too"

2. You: "Man, why you got to get a tatt every time you get paid?" Jake: "For all of humanity dude, these are habitattz for humanity"

by Heed3000 September 4, 2010

habire götten zarto

This adage is based on a Turkish lawyer's name who is sabire meltem banko because of a dirty night which is everyone want to forget.

Habire Götten Zarto is poisoned a little family with hers disgusting farts.

by iscikadin October 11, 2017

Habibi

A casual pet name for friends, like “honey.” Usually used between straight same-sex buddies when they’re feeling affectionate. Americans stole it from Hebrew/Arabic.

Girl 1: Today’s been a nightmare!!
Girl 2: Aww habibi what happened?

by BoxofChicklets February 2, 2019

Habitat

The messy room an/or living space of a just-as-disheveled loved one, FWB, or partner.

I wish you'd do a reno on your habitat; the floorboards are crusty and covered in woodlice.
Moose is really living up to his name!--his wall vines are not well-kept and some of the broken terrarium glass is still on the ground.

by FSRueful April 19, 2021

habibibeess

habibibeess Is a Quackity kinda fan page! They never fail to make me smile with their writings. They write little messages next to a vid / picture of Quackity, always signing of with “love habibibeess“. They call their fans habeeblets.

habibibeess Is my favorite mutual!

by .kamorie August 20, 2021

non-habit-forming

A much-overused term that promises that a certain product or procedure will never result in the participant's feeling the overwhelming need to become a nun. This assurance is actually a bunch of BS, of course, since everyone is different --- so there is actually no way whatsoever of knowing for sure what effect something will have on a particular individual.

Beware of miracle-cure ads with money-back guarantees and assurances that the product/service is "non-habit-forming"... read the fine print... in the section where it specifies what types of mailing-addresses they'll accept, see if it says, "We do not ship to P.O. boxes or convents", indicating that they will refuse to mail you a refund if you have moved in with the Sisters of Mercy. :P

by QuacksO September 27, 2017