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Habitattz 

The act of getting another tattoo, based solely on a yearly predetermined date or recurring annual event.
1.You: "Hey Jake, when did you get that anchor tattoo, did you buy a boat?" Jake: "No man, you know, got my tax return like last year, got a sweet tatt picked out for next time too"

2. You: "Man, why you got to get a tatt every time you get paid?" Jake: "For all of humanity dude, these are habitattz for humanity"
Habitattz by Heed3000 September 4, 2010
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Habifittz 

A term used to describe two men, usually underage, who are attracted to one another but don't want to ruin their reputations by admitting their homosexuality for one another. So they spend the rest of high school crushing on each other without realizing that their feelings would've been returned, if only they had been brave enough to admit them.
Guy: You know those two guys in the sophomore class, James and Michael?
Girl: Oh, them? It's so obvious they like each other
Guy: Yeah, but they're both too scared to admit that they're gay for each other. They're such a Habifittz
Girl: That's too bad. I hope they won't stay a Habifittz for the rest of high school
Habifittz by Sexual toad June 29, 2013

habitat for humility

What church sould be, but often isn't.
We need money for a bigger church. We want to have stained glass windows shipped in from Italy. The more parishioners... the more money.
habitat for humility by Vinny March 1, 2005

natural habitat

someone's comfort in doing something they truly love
look at soraya! she's sleeping on the roof of her car eating pho, I think she's in her natural habitat

habitate 

A place where one lives and eats, normally small like a dorm room. Because habitators are very poor; therefore they are not able to leave their habitat causing them to habitate.
while rich was poor at college he spent most of his time habitating in his dorm room, with his food provided by his unlimited food plan, which made him habitate.
habitate by habitator August 18, 2009
A habitat is where animals live. I have a soul and, therefore, cannot have a habitat.
Hym "A habitat is no more than a solipsistic dome. Which is what I identified. The human proclivity to recede into their own solipsistic conceptual domains.... Or IS IT? Is that the natural state of man? Is that by default or by design?"
Habitat by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
The place where you waste your time playing video games, eating junk food, and looking up the word "habitat."
"Now, sneaking up slowly, we find my brother in his natural habitat. Eating all my food to survive the next 5 minutes."
habitat by DeathChannel January 31, 2018
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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