five gum

Five gum. A piece of gum that we will never know how it feels to chew it because of memes. Nor will we ever know because we like our already favoured gum brands.

Person 1: How does it feel to chew Five Gum?
Person 2: "Generic Meme"
Person 1: But have you ever had it?
Person 2: What? No I stick to Excel.

by Rystic_s January 29, 2018

thumbing-the-gums

A scholarly term for female masturbation.

"It doesn't matter that Brad didn't call because I'm busy thumbing-the-gums anyway."

by Nora J. April 24, 2010

Gum Smuggling

When a friend asks you for a piece of gum, and to avoid being asked by others for a piece you slip it under a desk, give them a high five, or a random handshake.

Paul: (whispers) Yo Don, can I have some of yr gum?

Don: (out of no where) HIGHFIVE MAN! (slips him the gum as their hands meet for the highfive)

Steven: Wow guys, that was the most poorly performed act of gum smuggling i've ever seen, btw can i get a piece?

by wheredyougo June 6, 2009

blue gum

a racist term for a black person

look at how black that blue gum is.

by gdtms May 21, 2018

gobble gum

Where someone without teeth gives you a blowjob.

Wow... I saw your grandmother last night and got a great gobble gum.

by Dexter FIshbourne January 15, 2016

Gum Orgy

V. to put several pieces of gum in ones mouth, all at the same time and proceeding to chew until the pieces merge into one big gum ball.

Jordan: Want some gum?
Brittany: Why the hell not. Two pieces of gum is getting boring anyway.
Jordan: Like a gum orgy.

by JORDAN FLINT November 15, 2010

Morning Gum

When you wake up in the morning with cum in your mouth from the night before.

Room mate: Ew what's that in your mouth
Britney: Oh damn that's morning gum from hanging out with Randy last night, guess I didn't notice it.

by Klara Kash May 23, 2013