greasy hook

when a someone ejaculates on their finger then sticks it in someones mouth while curving their finger like a hook.
David gave melyssa the greasy hook to show her who is boss.
by montell December 08, 2007
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greasy baja

the act of giving a hand job with the thumb side of the hand facing the recipient (inverted handjob) Also known as The Honalulu Handshake.
I broke up with my girlfriend so I paid a hooker to give me a greasy baja.
by king mash January 04, 2008
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greasy mustache

a derivative of the dago mustache, the greasy mustache appears in the wake of an improperly managed goatee.
Alex was clearly too relaxed in managing his goatee. As a result of such ease, a greasy mustache began to develop.
by crazyfrawg November 08, 2010
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Greasy Breakfast

The act of grabbing some one by the ears (normally a girl) and wiping her face up your gooch and nutsack
*one boy to another* - Sophie woke up to me giving her a fantastic greasy breakfast this morning
by Grease Monster February 23, 2011
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Greasy Growlers

After a night of drinking when your stomach is rumbling and you have to poop. When you do poop and the fecal matter slides out like the chute was greased.
Q: "What was that noise?"
A: (in a hungover tired voice) "I drank way too much and I've got some Greasy Growlers"
by Bryan St. Bryan May 18, 2009
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Greasy Viking

Noun. The kind of viking who is always happy and outgoing, and is often interested in world affairs. Cannot be used to describe similar vikings who may or may not be happy and/or outgoing. The name greasy viking is slightly misleading as many vikings did actually have regular and thorough detox sessions and were relatively clean and pleasant smelling.
Man: "Hey there what can I do for you."

Greasy Viking: "Hi I am a greasy Viking and I am on crack."
by Doug May 21, 2008
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Greasy Pete

When you rub your testicles on a pizza and then rub it on a sleeping person's face. Hence the term "greasy" pete
I totally gave Dalton a greasy pete when he was sleeping.
by johnsonsballsofury February 01, 2010
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