Glassosexual

Glassosexual is someone sexually attractive to glass.

Me:Hey gloria let's go to the mirror maze
Gloria:Hell yeah i touch all that glass

Me:Oh i didnt know your a glassosexual

by x.m.n.r June 10, 2017

Grasshopper-Eyes

/ˈɡrasˌhäpər-īz/
noun

Opposite of cross-eyes. Also known as strabismus or walleye (slang): A condition in which the eyes appear to be looking in different directions as with a grasshopper. Sometimes individuals with this condition are referred to as being "grassy".

Check out them grasshopper-eyes! I can't tell if that fool is eyeballing me or the wall.

by wvance February 13, 2019

grass fed

adjective

Young adults from an upper class family; usually inebriated college frat boys that try to act tough or think they hip hop

"Cody, why are you talking hard like you're from the hood? You were born on third base. Shut your grass fed ass up!"

by Sn1ckelFritz August 5, 2019

Grass Man

An ultimate life form that hunts down human in order to “cut them back”, because the humans cut too much grass so it is time for grass to cut back.

I’m the grass man. I come out, I tract down humans, and cut them back!

by GrassMan(aka:VhappyWagon69) April 15, 2020

Grassmen

Basically the male version of thumbelina, usually from Brixton

Todd: who are those little green men roaming around the grass?
Piper: they’re grassmen, basically the male version of thumbelina, usually from Brixton you idiot!

by chewyrat April 15, 2022

cruisin' grass

Partaking in the usage of marijuana while operating a motor-vehicle. Usually with a group of friends.

Frank: Hey I'm gonna sneak my moms car out tonight.

Rob: Sweet, we cruisin' grass?

Frank: For sure bro.

by robyscu June 11, 2011

mug grass cunt

Derogatory term for somebody who goes round grassing ie giving information that they ahould not be giving

That mug grass cunt has really dumped me in it now

by hatemuggrasscunts May 14, 2012