Magic Grandpa 

A twinkly eyed older male who appears to be, and considers themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but who eventually turns out to hold offensive views.

Had a chat with this old geezer in the pub but he went all Magic Grandpa on me after a few pints.

Magic Grandpa by Monkeyboyvalley August 11, 2018

strawberry grandpa kush 

a very good strain of marijuana that was created by cross germinating strawberry kush and grandpa llama.

dude, strawberry grandpa kush is AWESOME

strawberry grandpa kush by kushar December 25, 2010

Angry Grandpa 

A fat trailer trash grandpa who enjoys eating candy and yelling at his wife. On Youtube. Oldest videos were the best but have been progressivly been getting more fake.

Did you watch that angry grandpa vid last night?

Nah, its fake.

Angry Grandpa by ed4all10 December 28, 2011

sneaky grandpa 

Before masturbation, soak your hand in warm water until it becomes all wrinkly and gross-like.

Trust me. Once the sneaky grandpa takes a hold of your life, porn will never be the same.

sneaky grandpa by Bernanski May 17, 2014

greasy old grandpa balls 

an old man that is so old he looks like a crusty old shriveled muffin with oldman clothes on it and youjust want to yell at him bcause he keeps talking about the new sex shop that just opened up but he cant hear you anyways because he forgot to put his hearing aid in cause hes stupid and cenile and needs to go to a home but his family cant afford it and you wish a dog would just attack him and put him out of his useless decrepid old man misery cause he hits on your freinds and its creepy cause hes dirty and old and needs alot of help. this is a greasy old grandpa balls

that greasy old man that is walking around but shouldent be walking around cause hes too old.
your grandfather!
greasy old grandpa balls are dirty and old!

greasy old grandpa balls by daner777 March 4, 2011

Your Grandpa 

A Slim Shadey wanta be, who drinks buttwiper, is obssessed with "Keeping with the Joneses", and is "A Legend in his own Mind"!

Your Grandpa thinks he knows his shit, but is realy an ID10T.

Your Grandpa by Fook Yu April 13, 2004

Bitchin' Grandpa 

A slang term for a super-cool old guy

"Whoa, check out that Bitchin' Grandpa!"

Bitchin' Grandpa by Dude Bros. Inc. August 17, 2012