gomper

A person who is so mentally challenged, they have other people dress them (i.e. striped pants and polka-dot shirt). You probably work with one. See also "ree ree"

John wears gomper shoes.

by geeks January 19, 2004

fluffy gopher bisquits

A pile of gopher shit...that obviously...are fluffy...like bisquits...but i wouldnt suggest easting them...unless you like that kind of stuff....which is cool with me...but im not a FRICKEN DUMBASS LIKE YOU ARE IF YOU LIKE TO EAT GOPHER SHIT!!!!!!!

ha ha ha.....loser:-D

alright who ate all my fluffy gopher bisquits!?!?!?!?!?!?!

by Godaga Mccalister November 25, 2006

Gopheriotituous

gopheriotituous: word derived from the land of Tewninog meaning cool

"Wow, man! That was really gopheriotituous!"

by Gopher Man October 8, 2008

gophering

A term used for being endlessly distracted while also trying to vehemently convince one's self of not enjoying said distraction and complaining about it, yet being distracted anyway.

Commenter: NO! NO! STOP GOING THE WRONG DAMN WAY! Ugh... there he goes gophering off again.

by Reaperrz April 18, 2017

gapper

one who is on a gap year.

I'm a gapper.

You're a gapper.

He/she is a gapper.

We are gappers.

by Gap Year December 31, 2009

gapper

a driver who hangs back at least 2 car lengths from the car in front of him because he is in no hurry to get to his destination. This usually causes road rage for the driver behind him.

That freaking gapper is making me nuts! Move up ***hole!

by little girl September 26, 2005

gopher

to go, in the spirit of going dumb. normally used to describe something.

origin: Aaron Hall started using it in 2006 as a bastardized form of goes...the term then spread faster than the clap

a-star: yo myspace name from tech n9ne...that gopher

by Brittnasty The Mad MC December 9, 2006