gooberness

Residual leftover garbage from an old software instalation.

After I removed Office, there was gooberness still on my machine.

by Dan Bunyard September 17, 2007

Goober Peas

The plural form of Goober Pea; Peanuts

I wore out my grinders eating goober peas.

by The Red Menace October 11, 2004

silly goober

something you say to someone after they say sum gay ass shit in public loud enough for people to hear.

kyle: yes bae
caleb: you’re such a silly goober

by galesburg January 1, 2022

gooberness disease

The lifelong disease of being a goober. Hard to diagnose, but non-curable once found. Acts up in episodes. Like acne except without the zits.

Hannah: Did you hear about Jack? He's got gooberness disease!

Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!

by goober2011 November 17, 2009

goober glue

The milky white substance that is produced by the testicles, and is shot out of the penis. It is sometimes used for baby making or just a tasty snack (if you're into that).

I'll stick that bitch's eyes shut with my goober glue!

by Shayfus January 3, 2008

goober salve

Another term for peanut butter.

"I see that you've purchased some goober salve,hen bullets, and moo juice" said the seventy year old bag boy.

Translation: I had bought peanut butter, eggs, and milk.

by Sam Wise October 27, 2007

oober goober

pretty stinkin cool

thats an oober goober shirt your wearing today, sista.

by NOT carly August 11, 2008