Mix up a grumpy

To defecate. To take a shit.

Man, I really have to mix up a grumpy.
Hold on while I go mix up a grumpy.

by Ixielixpiddish May 7, 2008

Gumpy

A person who is extra strange, silly, nerdy and dorky. In any sequence of combination of the latter. The key to gumpyness is that the person that posseses these qualitys loves them... in every way. And the person must use the term "hess".

"dude, that guy who works at tacobell is extra gumpy"

by Ricky and Danny October 1, 2005

Glump

A. Related to "Gulp," Glump is the sound a large animal makes when swallowing any medium-large sized object. onomatopoeia
B. The sound you make when you aggressively swallow something. onomatopoeia

A. "Holy hell dude, that Elephant just glumped your couch!"

B. "She yelled at me for not giving her back her necklace, so I glumped it instead."

by Coiked April 13, 2004

gumpy

noun.
Australian military slang for chocolate bars/confectionery.

Go down the canteen and get me some gumpies.

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

grumpy

Grumpy - als in grumpy old men

BBC program Grumpy Old Men -
50 year olds moaning about society,
from cell phones to litter on the streets.
Very humorous. Not at all the sexual connotation!

by Martin - Holland May 22, 2006

Grumpy Cat

When you tie up a girl and you're going down on her and she's just about to cum and, just before she does, you pull away and quit and "meow" like a grumpy cat.

This girl was so pissed because I gave her the grumpy cat.

by cmahoney September 28, 2014

Gumpy Footjob

When one has gumpy and big feet and gives someone a footjob.

Wow your feet are gumpy, can u give me a gumpy footjob?

by Majestic J April 24, 2009