glomp

an over enthusiastic jump hug greeting that can sometimes be sexual. common among fall festival shakespearians.

FFOS Kid from MMRHS: "Hey, I know you!" *glomp*
FFOS Kid from THS: "Hey!" *glomps back*

by Tasha T October 23, 2007

Glumping

To take a girl/boy away from your friend without him/her even knowing it is happening. The key is you have to do it right in front of him/her. If done behind his/her back you should search for backstabber.

John and Brian go to a bar with Marianna and Beth. John does not like beth even though she is the one setup for him. So John begins glumping Marianna infront of Brian. At the end of the night Brian is left with Beth at the bar while John and Marianna leave together.

by Original Fritz November 13, 2006

Glemp

Coined by Jeph Jacques of the webcomic Questionable Content.
It means a vegetative state of wakefulness; that hideous creeping inertia that compels you to watch stupid internet videos instead of sleep, forever.

Jeph, just close your laptop and go lie down," you say. "I can't," I reply. "I'm glemp.

by Aurochs7 July 19, 2011

Glomping

1. Embracing someone for a long period of time.
2. Milkin'a hug

You were really glomping that hug from that girl at the party weren't you?

by jwc2raven January 13, 2009

Glomp

The act of latching onto someone's body part in a friendly way.

Sid loves to be glomped by his best friend, Cy.

by SSapphire May 22, 2007

glumpkin

while getting oral sex you play guitar hero

I wouldnt stop playing guitar hero when my girlf friend was over, so she ended up giving me a glumpkin

by rob cali February 29, 2008

Glompa glooby

A pile of human waste or a peice of human feces in a urinal.

Damn, there was a big glompa glooby in the bathroom today.

by Jacobean July 15, 2008