by Scouseperson October 20, 2020

‘Glenned’
Noun: a phrase used for individuals who become highly intoxicated by the mere presence of alcohol vapour.
Origin: The origins of this phrase was believe to have been taken place in the Stockport area in the early-mid 2000’s when a gentleman named Glen Manifold was notoriously known for not handling his drink very well, and as is now known as being ‘Glenned’
Noun: a phrase used for individuals who become highly intoxicated by the mere presence of alcohol vapour.
Origin: The origins of this phrase was believe to have been taken place in the Stockport area in the early-mid 2000’s when a gentleman named Glen Manifold was notoriously known for not handling his drink very well, and as is now known as being ‘Glenned’
by ThursdayNightStayIn July 23, 2022

Glen is a master at basketball and pulling chicks, but he only wants one girl, but she doesn't even know he exists.
by otherwoman October 20, 2022

The act of fucking a TV judge then naming the kid Glen , hen putting him in charge of a Facebook group to regulate content.
by GrowGodKing June 16, 2020

The mantra you say as a dude when you're in your 50s at a bar or lounge, and you're still crushin' it with a vast age range of attractive ladies.
Glenn is a confident and jovial light skinned black man well into his 50s, who easily presents as a forty-something year old. He's strikingly chiseled like a spry linebacker, wearing a form fitting poly-blend t-shirt, a baseball cap--backwards--and break away magnetic reading glasses that comfortably rest on his swole traps when not in use.
Glenn is gregarious. He has a grin from ear-to-ear, an infectious laugh, and he will happily buy a shot of life for a young, fun lady and her friend who approach him in a likely attempt to rub up against his mature, yet muscular frame. Glenn is not afraid to roll solo to a bar or nightclub where most of the patrons are younger than him.
In summary, if you're a dude who's chasing tail, and you see a "Glenn"--get in his orbit, and good things are bound to happen for you! Soon, you'll be glennnnning!!!!
Glenn is a confident and jovial light skinned black man well into his 50s, who easily presents as a forty-something year old. He's strikingly chiseled like a spry linebacker, wearing a form fitting poly-blend t-shirt, a baseball cap--backwards--and break away magnetic reading glasses that comfortably rest on his swole traps when not in use.
Glenn is gregarious. He has a grin from ear-to-ear, an infectious laugh, and he will happily buy a shot of life for a young, fun lady and her friend who approach him in a likely attempt to rub up against his mature, yet muscular frame. Glenn is not afraid to roll solo to a bar or nightclub where most of the patrons are younger than him.
In summary, if you're a dude who's chasing tail, and you see a "Glenn"--get in his orbit, and good things are bound to happen for you! Soon, you'll be glennnnning!!!!
EXAMPLE 1:
Liam: "Hey bro, I'm having no luck with the ladies tonight."
Steve: "You should go hang out near that styling brother over there and you'll be glenning in no time!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Jack: "Yo Coach! Did you just see that girl stick her tongue down Glenn's throat?!"
Coach: "Uhhh...yeah. Can you say glennning?!"
Liam: "Hey bro, I'm having no luck with the ladies tonight."
Steve: "You should go hang out near that styling brother over there and you'll be glenning in no time!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Jack: "Yo Coach! Did you just see that girl stick her tongue down Glenn's throat?!"
Coach: "Uhhh...yeah. Can you say glennning?!"
by Lloyd Braun 32550 October 18, 2017

Sluts and whores live in this town and is a ghost town like Minooka.. No wonder this shit still exists today.
by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
