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Glenning

The fine art of coming in early with apparent good intentions.
I glenned todays shift without any real bennefit. Glenning at its finest.
by Scouseperson October 20, 2020
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Glenned

‘Glenned’

Noun: a phrase used for individuals who become highly intoxicated by the mere presence of alcohol vapour.

Origin: The origins of this phrase was believe to have been taken place in the Stockport area in the early-mid 2000’s when a gentleman named Glen Manifold was notoriously known for not handling his drink very well, and as is now known as being ‘Glenned’
Example: “my friend was so drunk lastnight he was ‘Glenned’ off his tits.
by ThursdayNightStayIn July 23, 2022
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Glen

Damn you’re busting a glen right now complaining
by Bitch17 May 16, 2025
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glen

Glen is a master at basketball and pulling chicks, but he only wants one girl, but she doesn't even know he exists.
Sofia: he doesn't even know I exist...
Ezel: you're such a glen
by otherwoman October 20, 2022
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Dirty Glen

The act of fucking a TV judge then naming the kid Glen , hen putting him in charge of a Facebook group to regulate content.
That admin just did a Dirty Glen and put the ban hammer on the 1/4 of the grouo.!
by GrowGodKing June 16, 2020
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Glenning

The mantra you say as a dude when you're in your 50s at a bar or lounge, and you're still crushin' it with a vast age range of attractive ladies.

Glenn is a confident and jovial light skinned black man well into his 50s, who easily presents as a forty-something year old. He's strikingly chiseled like a spry linebacker, wearing a form fitting poly-blend t-shirt, a baseball cap--backwards--and break away magnetic reading glasses that comfortably rest on his swole traps when not in use.

Glenn is gregarious. He has a grin from ear-to-ear, an infectious laugh, and he will happily buy a shot of life for a young, fun lady and her friend who approach him in a likely attempt to rub up against his mature, yet muscular frame. Glenn is not afraid to roll solo to a bar or nightclub where most of the patrons are younger than him.

In summary, if you're a dude who's chasing tail, and you see a "Glenn"--get in his orbit, and good things are bound to happen for you! Soon, you'll be glennnnning!!!!
EXAMPLE 1:

Liam: "Hey bro, I'm having no luck with the ladies tonight."

Steve: "You should go hang out near that styling brother over there and you'll be glenning in no time!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Jack: "Yo Coach! Did you just see that girl stick her tongue down Glenn's throat?!"

Coach: "Uhhh...yeah. Can you say glennning?!"
by Lloyd Braun 32550 October 18, 2017
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Homer Glen

Sluts and whores live in this town and is a ghost town like Minooka.. No wonder this shit still exists today.
I am in Homer Glen.
Time for raping I guess.
by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
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