Glazed

glazed ( someone who is unaware/dopey)

friend : Hey Samuel did you see the fight yesterday?

Samuel: nahhh sorry you know i am glazed out here.

by gone with it May 28, 2018

Glazed

The act of letting one ejaculate on you in order to like like a glazed doughnut. You let it dry, then run around, until you find somebody to lick the glaze off.

Jenny let Samuel glaze him until finally Jack licked it off and reglazed her to run around again.

by Glaze me Daddy September 4, 2018

Glazed Blueberry Donut

The sexual act of jerking off and while cumming jamming your cock through the hole of a blueberry donut presenting it for your sexual partner.

Brandon surprised me with a glazed blueberry donut for our anniversary last week.

by PeterBoner September 27, 2018

Glazed

When you’re so fucking hammered that your eyes get glassy; the lights are on but nobody’s home.

Joe blacked out last night and was so glazed over he couldn’t form complete sentences.

by Bison69 October 21, 2018

Glazed

being so high that your eyes are glossed over and you stare into one direction for no reason

Yo, Chad is fucking glazed.

by wasteman420x November 20, 2018

glazedsandwhich

something dark does to other men

I glazedsandwhich that mother fucker

by Glazee December 25, 2019

GLAZED

Noun:
When a girl cums out of her ass from anal.
A clear sticky paste that, upon first appearance, could be mistaken as the glaze from a Krispy Kreme donut.

While having amazing anal sex Jason said, "Damn you glazed my dick baby"!!!!

by Mcsince83 March 26, 2020