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Joseph Gittoes

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The Giterus

When you have your hair braided into your ass hair and super glued. Your buddy grabs your head and rips it forward in a quick jerking motion to disorient you. This is the traditional amish waxing method.
John: jebediah successfully preformed "THE GITERUS" last night and ended up in the ER with erectile dysfunction and anal bleeding.

Interviewer: why do you know this?

John: I was filming a documentary on amish hygiene and culture.
by Jake22335 May 13, 2021
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does gary glitter have a pc?

A phrase used to sarcastically imply 'yes' in response to a question.
Question : "Gemma, does my premature ejaculation problem mean our relationship is over?"

Answer : "Does Gary Glitter have a pc?"
by BERDDDD July 19, 2011
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Never look a gifted horse in the mouth

"Never look a gift horse in the mouth" or "long in the tooth" are both expressions we often hear but not quite comprehend what it really means. Many may interpret is as "don't question an intelligent person" or "don't question the value of a gift". The following are two types of meaning of the phrase.

THE ETYMOLOGY MEANING:
"Don't check his age." Traditionally, horsemen use teeth as a guide to determine the horse's age. This practice is not foolproof but many factors contribute when evaluating a horse's age. Deciduous teeth (milk teeth) are grown shortly after birth. They're paler and shorter than adult teeth. They gradually shed by the age of five and are replaced by permanent teeth with a concave surface which are larger and darker in colour. At the age of ten , the Galvayne's groove begins to appear and by the age of fifteen the groove would have reached half way down the tooth. When the horse reaches its mid twenties, the Galvayne's groove begins to disappear and entirely vanish, when they are old.

IDIOM MEANING:
a) Don't try to evaluate a gift
b) be appreciative of a gift regardless whether it's big or small, instead of wanting something big and better.
c) be grateful and accept what is given.
d) don't question what is given to you, accept it as it is.
Harry Styles: Don't evaluate a girl by the size of her diamond ring. The grading or ranking scale that its is measured against may not be of importance to her. She may have deliberately skipped Chem class knowing that she will fail the unit on the 4C's.

Pinto's father taught her a valuable lesson in life which is "Never look a gifted horse in the mouth."

Expecting a horse for her 12th birthday, Pinto was disappointed when her father Miguel gifted her a cow in a ribbon.
by Toilet paper pessimist February 3, 2018
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glitter bowl

Refers to a bowl of marijuana pack in a pipe with crushed up Oxycodone sprinkled on top. Oxycodone is generally not sprinkled into a bag of weed purchased from a dealer. It is applied on top of a bowl of marijuana that the user herself loads.
"Do you have any Oxy left over from your knee surgery? Let's smoke a glitter bowl."
by Lux Glitter Girl December 19, 2008
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Gitae

Gitae is a kind, intelligent (asian!), dorky guy! Who could become a stripper, cause damn those twerking skills! He helps you in school and is generally a really good friend that everyone needs!
" i don't know ask gitae!"
" bounce that booty gitae!"
" Gitaaaaeeee!!!"
by Unicornhornpub August 26, 2016
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show-getter

The antonym of a go-getter, a show-getter steps up only for show, not intending to do the actual work. A clever show-getter can receive recognition without actually doing anything.
Tony volunteered to help out Saturday knowng full well He had to work. And they thanked him! He's such a show-getter.
by mur7 January 14, 2010
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