Ghetto Basket

the Market Basket located near downtown lowell, one of the first, but ghetto. though all sorts of people shop here, it is known to be the store for people on welfare. it is near the projects so the section 8's can just walk there since they don't own a car.

"hey Bob, where do you work?"
"oh, i work at ghetto basket"

by Lowell Teen December 6, 2009

ghetto upgrade

When you are flying economy on a near empty flight and can lay across an entire row of seats.

I got a ghetto upgrade on my flight to Bangkok and was able to sleep most of the way.

by the booniepepper April 14, 2009

White Ghetto

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That chick's hot ... AND she's got a dick! You must be watchin' some White Ghetto shit!

by WG Justin March 15, 2010

ghetto zoo

To take your new partner on a trip to 'Pets At Home' to see the Rabbits and Reptiles because you're a tight ass Mother Fu.....

Wendy- "We went on our first date to pets at home, it was so sweet"

Helen- "you mean the Ghetto Zoo?? That guy is broke!"

by Calvinhorse June 30, 2014

ghetto goblin

Very similar to the crack monkey, it's the creature that rummages thru cars, garages, trash cans, whatever they can find to get money or merchandise for drugs. They are most often found in neighborhoods and parking lots, and are usually up to no good.

Did anyone see the ghetto goblin that stole the change outta my ashtray?

by M Logan December 9, 2008

ghetto airbag

1) When a guy drives down the street with one hand on the wheel and the other in a loose fist in front of his face, trying to look suave and nonchalant.

2) The ghetto airbag happens when he gets rear-ended or in a front collision: his fist connects with his nose and jaw before his face hits the steering wheel.

Who's the homeboy in the fucked-up car?

Don't know; he's driving ghetto airbag-style, and he's gonna need both hands to make that tight turn...

by Six_gun_samurai October 3, 2018

Ghetto Bird

That almost noiseless Helicopter Police use to shine a 1,000,000 watt Flashlight into your backyard. Also used in Police chases when ground forces cannot keep up in the chase.

Is that a Ghetto Bird?

Watch out for Falling Donuts!!

by MqTallica December 28, 2004