2 definitions by Calvinhorse

When a person has always done something better than you, that person who always has to top your story
Dave- I’ve just been on holiday to Tenerife

Kevin- well I’ve just been to Elevenerife
by Calvinhorse November 27, 2017
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To take your new partner on a trip to 'Pets At Home' to see the Rabbits and Reptiles because you're a tight ass Mother Fu.....
Wendy- "We went on our first date to pets at home, it was so sweet"

Helen- "you mean the Ghetto Zoo?? That guy is broke!"
by Calvinhorse June 30, 2014
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