Gunking

Rubbing ones buttonhole on another persons face while they are sleeping.

Man I hate those fraternity guys. They were gunking some guy the other night and when the dude woke up, he was covered in ass juice and barfed all over my sweater.

by Creampie415 July 6, 2017

Grunk

When grandpa gets in to the liquor cabinet at four in the morning. Probably has a half smoked blunt and is blurting out racist slurs he learned in the Vietnam war. When he finally sobers up he will just say what are you looking at to the closest person near him and take a shot of nightquil and pass out on your couch to start the cycle over again the next day

Child: mom grandpa is scaring me

Mother: don't be a little bitch grandpa is just geting his grunk on

by Grunk fund June 11, 2018

gunkster

A cross between a punk, a goth, and a gangster.
Typically someone who draws on their face with eyeliner, and wears spiked bracelettes, but doesn't listen to goth or punk music at all,
they listen to 50 cent.

Diana loves 50 cent, but cuts herself and wears eyeliner tears.

by Springloaded September 6, 2005

gunky

The consistency of the matter in your eyes when you wake up from a hard sleep.

When I woke up this morning, my eyes were all gunky.

by D Lu January 17, 2008

gunko

to insert an item into someones colon while they are passed out or asleep. And when they awaken, they are unaware of their condition.

Jim passed out at a rave, so i stuffed taco shells up his ass, and when he woke up he didnt know why his ass hurt.

by Steinwell August 16, 2003

Gunk

A psychedelic new genre of music combining grunge and punk.

Mikey: Turn that shit off bro!
Regis: Fuck you! This is some hardcore gunk shit.
Mikey: Oh really? I'm trippin' balls! Sorry bro, let me get you a beer.

by Ambassador-C May 19, 2008

Gunkle

To epicly fail

You sure Gunkled that dude

You pulled a gunkle

by the ungunkle January 21, 2009