Gelatinous Masturbation

When a fat man inserts his penis into a folded group of his own belly-fat, usually to achieve orgasm.

A.K.A. Gel-Mas

He's so sweaty and tired because he just performed some gelatinous masturbation.

by JohnnyExitWound July 31, 2011

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Gelatinous blob

1: A big thing of a jelly-like substance.
2: A really fat person or thing.

1: Silly putty
2: "Hey Greg, look at that gelatinous blob! He's really fat!"

by SuzanneOwnsYourLife November 7, 2006

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A rap group including Kanye West, GLC, Consequence & Really Doe. A group from the CHI. Where Kanye got his start. "Uh Oh" is one of their songs. VERY BANGIN!!! kanyetothe...beat, THE ROC IS IN THE BUILDING!!!!!!!

The Go Getters have that song "uh oh" which is pretty bomb ass CORE!!!

by Jobie Trice December 3, 2005

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geat

a person or thing that is completely uncool

freshmen are such geats!

by jfhalfref December 9, 2008

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gelatinous emu

When you take a shit that is so long that after it hits the bottom of the toilet, it remains verticaly erect as you keep crapping. After a while your crap starts to warp. Ocassionally, if you are not lucky, the warp in the crap will happen right at the asshole, thus smearing crap all over your ass.

Dude, I had a gelatinous emu that made me wipe for an extra 5 minutes. I missed the end of Jesus Christ Superstar, the musical.

by Lou April 10, 2005

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