Gerdc

A combination of the three words Geek, Nerd and Cool. Often used by no one as it's a word I made up. Bon Jovi fans are much welcome to use this as it is starting to get big amongst Bon Jovi fans (like me :D)

Jon Bon Jovi: You can't do that! It's just too... I dunno, just no!
Tico Torres: Fuck yea I can! I can do anything!!
Jon: Why?
Tico: ITS COS I'M GERDC BITCH!

by Nappyface October 19, 2008

Gerichael

The fusion of two greeat things.

Want a Reese's cup? Sure I love those gerichaels.

by StonePhantom April 20, 2011

Geriatrimony

The condition of acting like an old fart not long after one is married.

William doesn't join us for happy hour anymore, since his type 2 geriatrimony set in.

by Silvur Surfer May 26, 2011

Geriatric Trolls

an older person that lingers or tries to participate in an area usually dominated by a younger crowd. Most often associated with the "back" portion of an adult video store where nefarious sexual activity is taking place.

That porn shop is infested with Geriatric Trolls, you will have better luck with the one next to the college.

by IneedanID June 16, 2011

geriagrapher

an individual who photographs, videotapes, or makes other media portraying the elderly

He was the most published geriagrapher in Florida.

by humbleguru November 15, 2011

gerda

a) a fucked up way to say girl/girlfriend/women in general

b) a shorthand version (with a capital) of the name Gertrud.

French (of France) Skyrock post:

comment ca va les gerda? (hey, gerda, or gerdas, how is it going?)

response to post : Ce que tu voulais dire, c'est comment ca vas les meufs. on n'utilise pas le terme gerda en France. (what you wanted to say is, Hey, how is it going les meufs; the term gerda is not used here in France).

by Sexydimma December 29, 2012

geriattrition

the process of aging while knowing that you will never see any Social Security/Medicare/pension/retirement benefits.

"Due to a high rate of geriattrition, I'll be eating cat food and living in a van down by the river when I retire."

by BadaBoomer February 7, 2013