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Gentleman’s Jungle

An environment where likeminded individuals with rugged pasts congregate to provide vital knowledge pertaining to growth and maturity while maintaining the composure of a gentleman.
Meet me in the Gentleman’s Jungle, I have something to get off my chest.

gentleman's rebate 

Once a year between January first and april 22nd any man can claim one act of filatio from a previous sex partner without penalty from a current sex partner. This only applies to oral sex and the female equivalent is a ladies rebate.
Having dated for 3 weeks i went to Lacey's place for a gentleman's rebate. Her husband was hesitant but since it was my legal right and I am a true gentleman we went full circle with an Eiffel tower.

Gentleman’s Jacket 

The placing of several sheets of paper into the toilet bowl pre-release of bum soil, thus softening the impact and noise.

Sometimes used in public toilets/ toilets.
I knew it was going to explode everywhere so I laid down a gentlemans jacket first.

Gentleman jerkoff 

When you masturbate with your hand, but leave your pinky open. British tea drinking style.
"Holy shit he's so entitled that he does the gentleman jerkoff to himself"

Gentleman’s welcome 

First wank of the morning.

First early morning masturbation session
He woke early and decided to give himself a gentlemans welcome.

Gentleman Asshole 

A gentleman asshole is the type who is a nice guy you respectful, the type that would help a old lady across the street but the moment you disrespect them they will put you down a peg.
"Hey I'm not a bad guy I'm just a gentleman asshole, there is a huge difference hun."