The Fungus

The fungus is a serious condition that comes to those unfortunate people who suffer from the madness. It's where the anal cavity becomes rotten from excessive anal sex. The anus secreates various bodily fluids. The patient suffers from extreme anal leakage. They are marked by a putrid scent of death and fecal matter. Once a person gets the fungus they are sufferers for life. They can only treat the symptoms by using items like butt plugs and scented tampons. Prevention is the key!

"Omigosh! Look at the trail of poo behind (insert name), I think she has the fungus!"

by betsyslover December 8, 2009

rectal fungus

Smooth creamy layer some what like moss, with a jagged texture which thrives on left over jizm around the opening of ones anus region

Jeez Barker you gotta get something for that rectal fungus!! it's making it's way up your back...you have no dick

by JaCoB & jUz September 5, 2005

FUNGUS

Someone who lays around all day doing nothing and waiting for the welfare check.

Damn those abrams are some lazy mother fuckers.

by sgtSnafu August 23, 2005

funna

action: going to get something

"I funna go get some lotion"

by Rooster June 4, 2002

Funna

Combination of fittin and gunna. To speak about completing a task in the future.

I'm funna do my homework tonight

by Kevin December 2, 2003

Funguy

An animation and gaming studio that makes amazing games, like Sqwishland and Actionjetz

I wish I could make a game like Funguy.

by sqwishland September 14, 2011

fungulicous

Fucking hungry! haven't eaten in years

im very fungulicous to day

by jardeath October 14, 2002