Frosted Flaker

A bro (Jorge C.) who texts/calls you to hang out and makes plans with multiple people, including non bros (girls), to the same event, only to call/text last minute to scratch the event and bail to go hang out with his "Girl", thus breaking the sacred, Bro's before Hoe's" code of men.

3. Jorge-" Julio, you want to play some beerpong tonight and kick it with some girls?"

Julio-"Yeah bro! I'll call the girls and let them know to come over and play, I,m on my way to the house!"

Jorge-"Oh wait, never mind, cancel tonight, I gotta go kick it with my lady friend!"

Julio-" Wow, Dude you're being a Frosted Flaker on us....again!"

Julio-" Hey Kristi, I guess tonights not going down, Jorge decided to be a double Frosted Flaker and eat an entire box, Costco size of Frosted Flakes!"

by BetaBro184 February 24, 2011

Frosted Flakes

Frosted Flakes or Frosties is a breakfast cereal, produced by the Pornhub Company and consisting of sugar-coated Porn flakes. It was introduced in the United States in 1952, as Sugar coated Fucking Shits . The word "Fuck" was dropped from the name in 1983. The original catch phrase, " There dick licking grrrreaaaat!"

Person- want some frosted flakes?
Other Person-I already masturbated this morning!

by Mesajarjarjeff March 11, 2019

Shit-footed

A whole nother level of being shit faced.

You're so drunk, you can't even say shit faced. You are shit-footed!

by Balsams finest shitfoot March 13, 2011

footed potato

A fat girl that resembles a potato with feet. Also known as a footed potato.

Hey Man look at that fatchick she looks like a damn footed potato.

by John Henryz June 28, 2010

Frosted poop flakes

when you destroy bottom for the first time ever and You nut so HARD 8===>~@
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes

Damn my ass is so fucking itchy from these frosted poop flakes

by Hungalphamntwank December 10, 2018

Lead Footed Pepperoni Jackass

A pizza delivery driver who is speeding, driving recklessly, etc...

That Dumbinoes pizza driver is driving like a lead footed pepperoni jackass.

by JayyTheOrc December 18, 2019

Long dick frosted bugar bender

A person who has ingested a large amount of semen in a two or three day period.

The slutty bitches have been on one hell of a long dick frosted bugar bender....

by Burnt dick brent July 4, 2019