A dumbass high school that isn’t really a high school. A place filled with ass fucked teachers, and weird kids. As soon as you enter the shitty hospital looking building, you’ll be yelled at by someone who stands at the door, since you don’t have your ID on. Then, when you go down to house 100 to get a new ID (for 5 goddamn dollars, I might add,) you immediately get dress coded as you walk in for the leggings you are wearing. my point is, this school is ass. it’s basically just a great value Allen High School teachers are pretty shit, layout is shit, lunch system is shit. trying to get up and down the stairs without being shoved is shit. everything is kinda just...shit.
Guy: “Hey, you go to the Lowery Freshman Center right?
Girl: ”Yeah, I do.”
Guy: “I’m so sorry.“
Girl: “It’s okay. It’ll only be one year anyways.”
Girl: ”Yeah, I do.”
Guy: “I’m so sorry.“
Girl: “It’s okay. It’ll only be one year anyways.”
by Wtf boi October 3, 2019
Get the Lowery Freshman Center mug.Day that takes place on the first Friday of December that is dedicated to "making freshman feel more inferior than they already are" by petting them in a loving, non-harmful way. The best petting occurs with the little ones, getting a solid pet right on their heads. It is made even better by shouting "You're so adorable!" in a high falsetto during the pet.
Rob: Yo dude, are you celebrating Pet a Freshman Day this year???
Alex: OF COURSE! I pet freshman all the time, now we can all celebrate their adorable awkwardness together!
Alex: OF COURSE! I pet freshman all the time, now we can all celebrate their adorable awkwardness together!
by Jcon (THEE original creator!) June 9, 2011
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n.
This word is an obvious insult and originates in some "olde English" insults. Those insults are:
1. Donkey-sucker - also can be used as "you suck the donkey"
2. Freshman - To be concise, they suck the donkey
3. Flaker - refer to the word flak
This word is an obvious insult and originates in some "olde English" insults. Those insults are:
1. Donkey-sucker - also can be used as "you suck the donkey"
2. Freshman - To be concise, they suck the donkey
3. Flaker - refer to the word flak
by You're a Donkey-Sucking-Freshman-Flaker December 4, 2004
Get the Donkey-sucking-freshman-flaker mug.Did you hear some dudes were caught playing freshman baseball in the back of the bus?
Bet he's a member of a freshman baseball team.
Bet he's a member of a freshman baseball team.
by CDubalubalub April 18, 2008
Get the Freshman baseball mug.When you get drunk (or just ED) and your penis stops working just before you're about to have sex with a chick. This causes great embarrassment and you will forever be known as the guy who can't get it up.
Evan: Freshman Red exists--it's a real thing.
Drew: Freshman Red does not exist, you just have ED.
Evan: Sad face.
Drew: Freshman Red does not exist, you just have ED.
Evan: Sad face.
by Commander Cool aka Me December 15, 2008
Get the Freshman Red mug.Is someone who comes from high school to college and doesn't think about putting his time for studies. Enjoys more the time of having less classes and ignores the daily studies. Thinks only about partying and socializing, rather
Erick is a college freshman, first semester. He goes to classes and does his job. Outside classes, Erick spends most of his time playing PS3 and gives a f**** on his studies. He only wants to have fun and wants to party more. So he got freshmanitis. He later gets in trouble in the end of the first semester keeping up with his grades and fails like in High School
by Lil biggy November 18, 2013
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