Falakraphy

To suffer from an unkown ability to attract the mentally unable to interact with you.

Michael Busey will just come up to you, you dont know him, or why, but he's talking crazy at you. It must be my Falakraphy

by Mamass January 5, 2015

falapy shizzle

the act of cumming in a drunk blonde girls belly button while others are doing body shots off her, while she sticks her finger in your butt, if you sneak it in at a bar its called a unexpected falap shot

Destiny King is a sloot who loves falapy shizzle

by PgFued May 14, 2015

falashiorapter

A girl with aggressive oral game but uses too much teeth.

Why you icing your junk bro? Brittany is a killer falashiorapter man.

by Bobafett1113 January 4, 2016

Falafel

when you and another person are close enough and practically dating, but you do not want to put a label on it

"What is up with you and John? Are y'all dating?"
"Nah we are just in a falafel."

by your_local_papa_frita March 6, 2017

falanjees

The scientific word for fingers

He broke his falanjees in the accident.

by MegaNovaX12 May 5, 2017

falapatated

When you have to poop but you Diarrhea

After ate those chimichangas I falapatated

by Macy jumper August 21, 2017

falaptured

When you're giving head to a friend while being brought up to the heavens during the rapture.

Bro I got falaptured while I was ascending to heaven and immediately got sent to hell... worth it.

by ShaggyBreh October 21, 2017