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chunky fountain

Tilting your head up as your vomiting so it resembles a fountain.
At the bar there was a nasty chunky fountain.
by Funny Definitions God February 3, 2014
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jedi fountain

The neon colored pee one gets after taking a large amount of B vitamins, or drinking an energy drink.
I can't drink any more Monster, just went to the bathroom and I already have a jedi fountain going on.
by Redrocker November 17, 2014
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Twatter Fountain

Girls that squirt like a fire hose.
I was fucking Sheila, and she came like a Twatter Fountain!
by Darkrose121 April 30, 2015
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ham fountain

Sit backwards on a woman's face while you jerk off on her tits.
She was blown away when I showed her my amazing ham fountain!
by anonymous June 12, 2016
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Cochrane fountain City HS

Just abunch of retards that don't learn jack shit and basically is a prison
Jacob: Mike did you go to cfc
Mike: yea because 1+1=3 I went to Cochrane fountain City HS
by Jim Layhey November 1, 2018
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Nut fountaining

(Verb) The act of getting jizz in your mouth through a threesome, and spitting the jizz out of your mouth into another person’s mouth.
I was nut fountaining with my homies last night.
by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019
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Payton Fountaine

When you rub your dick so raw that it begins to appear like that of a Rottweilers penis and everything that comes out of it from then on is either blood or more flesh
Fuck bro last week i totally Payton Fountaine’d my dick and now I’ve been pissing sideways since
by APE_RAPE69 February 25, 2021
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