four lights

The number of lights that there are, as opposed to five lights. From Star Trek: The Next Generation and also a well-known meme.

"How many lights are there?"

"There... are... four lights!"

by Sajak July 25, 2017

FOUR SHORE

When an individual is absolutely certain about a particular fact they might belt this phrase twice with precise enunciation.

person 1: are the waves good today?
person 2: Four Shore, Four Shore

by machiner October 1, 2017

foumf

It’s when you fuck up on the spelling of found.

I foumf a condom under my bed!

by Memeicide November 17, 2021

Yellow Fountain

In Chinese mythology, the Yellow Fountain is the spring where the souls of the dead come to quench their thirst.

You stuck one foot in the entrance of the Yellow Fountain!

by jane86 January 31, 2010

Kitchen foul

Unacceptable kitchen etiquette. Being needlessly messy when preparing food.
Compare party foul.

"Did you just wipe your greasy hands on the towel without washing them first? Kitchen foul, bro."

by Algebraic Algebrology June 6, 2014

The fourloko effect

When you drink till you drop, but you don’t drop because you’re zooted off uppers, so you just drink and drink and drink, and possibly die, and drink, and then go missing for an hour, and drink,

“If you’re planning to blow through a whole bottle of Bacardi and an 8ball, invite more than 2 people so you don’t die from the fourloko effect”
“Adderal is not a party drug. Trust me, I got alcohol poisoning from the fourloko effect.”

by Lydchovie March 6, 2021

The Four Whoresmen

A sexual act that plays upon the popular biblical phrase 'The Four Horseman of the Apocolypse' and which involves four men and a whore; although she could very-well be a girlfriend, mistress, or wife but really it's more than likely going to be a whore...or a pornstar. Anyway, the four men and the whore gather together in a seedy hotel room where she assumes the doggystyle position parallel to the foot of the bed so that her ass hangs out over one side. Then, one man will lay underneath her and enter her vagina, while another man will stand behind her and enter her anus, while still yet another man will stand at the other end of the bed and enter her mouth, while finally the last man will stand at the foot of the bed and place his dick in her hand. The woman will then balance herself using her one remaining hand and arm to keep herself steady as the four men begin to ride her in a scene that could very well usher in the Apocolypse' of mankind.

Steve: Hey Matt! Rich, Bill, and I are are one guy for our foursome...what do you say are you available this afternoon?
Matt: Hey Steve, sounds great I have been itching to get out on the links all summer!
Steve: Oh no Matt, sorry we're not playing golf buddy. It's Bill's 40th birthday so his wife let him get a whore so we're going over to the Holiday Inn on 5th Street and we're going to doing The Four Whoresmen. Interested?!?
Matt: Sure thing, I'll head over at 2 o'clock, that work?
Steve: Perfect!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021