by issachar December 21, 2022
"Im too hopped up on goof barries" -diane from bojack horseman S6E10 when she was trying to explain why she cant Concentrate to right her book
by MaxxWasTaken July 29, 2022
When the dick/pussy of your partner is so good, it’s got you making potentially life-ruining decisions just so you continue to have access.
The pussy’s got my man so goofed up, he done co-signed for her high-interest credit card.
“Brittney, girl, Leon’s got you so goofed up on that dick, you went back after he gave you syphilis twice!”
“Brittney, girl, Leon’s got you so goofed up on that dick, you went back after he gave you syphilis twice!”
by WhoopWhoopYaBoi April 24, 2024
by J_man_niggity May 09, 2023
(n): A person who is always acting silly and/or crazy, but is serious about being silly and/or crazy.
(n): A big mistake
(n): A big mistake
John is always acting like a fool but he'll snap if you ruin his fun; he's a serious goof .
Locking your keys in your car is a serious goof.
Locking your keys in your car is a serious goof.
by Still_Kicking March 12, 2016
false goofed is when you pretend to fuck up to get a secret benefit. The benefit is used to avoid any unwanted work.
Alex: one time i False Goofed my dad
Dan: how so?
Alex: i purposely fell off of a ladder to avoid getting out of work.
Dan: how so?
Alex: i purposely fell off of a ladder to avoid getting out of work.
by negagoofy69 March 07, 2016
by Tommy goofnutt 69 March 07, 2018