stinky flute

Performing felatio on a dude while he is seated on the toilet. As the man deficates, an odor arises from the toilet and the person performing the felatio appears to be playing a stinky flute.

He was so desperate to blow me, he couldnt wait for me to get done shitting. He totally gave me a stinky flute yesterday!

by dnfrohl September 27, 2008

Pan Flute Sunrise

When u wake up your female partner with a lovely song on the pan flute. Then contintue to splatter her face with love juice

Dude what did you with Ashley yesterday?

Nothing much just gave her a little pan flute sunrise

by Fa Heat May 4, 2010

flutecaserole

Term for a food of exceptionally good quality, or poor quality.

"Man these new mc dubs tastes like a bucket of kicks in the face and a side of flutecaserole"

"this dish is so flavorful, it makes me want to make music with my mouth, like a flutecaserole"

by Ruxpin2TheRescue December 24, 2008

Flutey Man

Like a bunty man but one that only focuses on male targets

"Your dad is a right flutey man"

by les misantrope November 26, 2012

flutebox

To beatbox while playing the flute.

Innovators including Nathan "Flutebox" Lee and Greg Pattillo perform in this manner and have elevated the art.

"I just found out that my friend can flutebox!"

by firecube November 12, 2013

Flutey Nosh

Method of performing fellatio where the penis is held at 90 degrees to the mouth. Air is blown across the glans as the fingers tap along the shaft as if playing a flute.

After a sterling performance at the Albert Hall, the conductor retired to the dressing room for a celebratory flutey nosh from the heavy-set girl in the woodwind section.

by Sudo Crem June 12, 2014

flute hole

when you fuck a girl in her ass and it rips through to the vagina.

ER doctor: Sir, do you have any idea what happened to her?

You: Well, I was putting it in the stinker and got a little too aggressive I guess. Next thing you know she has a flute hole

by engbel May 31, 2016