Texas Flood

Also a famous Stevie Ray Vaughn song, but this event occurs after a long day of drinking margaritas and other alcoholic beverages in Austin, TX, or any other Texas town. The offender passes out on your bathroom floor naked just having vomited in your tub and trying to conceal the faux pas by washing it down the drain. You subsequently wake up in a 2-3 inch lake in your house, apt, or hotel room from the resulting vomitus blocking the drain. Legal action will depend on the dwelling this was completed in.

Jake was so bombed on slippery nipples after the UT game he caused a Texas Flood and evacuted the whole second floor of my condo!!

by shakesNC February 14, 2007

Flooding The Feed

When somebody excessively updates their status on facebook so many times that it drowns out the status' of others.

Person#1: Oh man, Steve won't stop posting status' about his girlfriend.

Person#2: Yeah, He's totally Flooding The Feed

by TheTickTock October 10, 2011

Flondling

The pinnacle of floor bonding, bondage, fondling, and sexy clowns. Happens around October of Freshman year.

Ankita "Are you guys flondling eachother?"
Marc: "Oh shit! caught in the act. . ."
Emily: "these drugs are crazy!"
Jesse: "STRIPPING TIME!"

by Freshries October 24, 2011

FLODING

Pronounced flow-ding. When you flirt but in code, so you can do it in front of people but they don’t realise. Secret flirting.

Oh my god, I was floding with James so much at work today!

by Ausley Fly September 12, 2018

Face flooding

Where a group of guys hold down another guy while another pisses in his face.

John got a face flooding last night.

by Deep blue 2012 September 19, 2009

flooding the chat

Another phrase for "chat spamming"

You have been muted for "flooding the chat"

by AlterLynx October 20, 2017

Flood

wen ur pants r pullled up above ur ankles wen u r sitting down

my english teacher was flooding like hell wen he sat down

by datdood April 16, 2005