limp-fisted

A person who doesn't know how to punch properly with a fist.

Look at that limp-fisted MoFo.

by Kobayagi September 9, 2007

Fisted by elk

Being royaly fucked by an unforseen circumstances involving and of being witnessed by an elk.

Also a progressive grindcore band. (in the works)

a farmer was walking through a forest....all of a sudden he had a hoof up his ass....FISTED BY ELK!!!!

by iamtheelk August 3, 2011

Bloody fist

When someone cuts their knuckles, then sitcks it in the vagina

I heard that emo girl bloody fists herself

by John FLem February 14, 2009

buffalo fisting

Going elbow deep in a horny, gigantic, bush-laden woman

"I took a grenade for a friend last night. I buffalo fisted the shit out of some bitch"

"I always get a bush burn on my elbow when I'm buffalo fisting. "

"Blue cheese lube is best for Buffalo Fisting "

by Angry Dragon 513 March 23, 2017

with an iron fist

an expression meaning "harshly", "strictly", or "ruthlessly"

The dictator rules his country with an iron fist: any protests or criticism of the government is punished by death.

by The Cream of the Crop May 7, 2017

Murbah Fist

When someone is taking a shit and you fist them to force the excrement back up into their sphincter

Person 1: Ugh bro I'm boutta shit my pants but there's no toilet around..
Person 2: Hold on let me give you a Murbah Fist rq

by gloplord August 22, 2023

Pig Fisting

When you shove an apple in your lovers mouth, similar to a roasting pig, and then commence an anal fisting. Ideal for muffling the pig like squeals that may accompany a hearty dry or lubed fist.

Which do you prefer? A Red Delicious or a Granny Smith for your forthcoming pig fisting?

I was pig fisting Rachel last night. It was a rough one. She bit straight to the core.

by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018