Fuck Fight

A 2 sided rape. When both parties fight for the dominate sex position.

Jim: I want to be on top!!
Kelly: No, I want to be on top!!
Jim: FUCK FIGHT!!!

by xzybit April 25, 2008

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flappy fight

When two gay guys sword fight with their penises.

“Me and bill had a flappy fight yesterday”

“Ur so Fucking gay”

by Aurjdj October 30, 2017

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bro fight

fighting a buddy with less aggression than real fights. usually planned and recorded on websites. most of the time, headshots are disallowed

Alexie: yo dude i had a bad day, i need to blow some steam

Erik: wanna bro fight?

Alexie: sure my house later on

by oilfan93 May 28, 2009

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dog fighting

the act of pitting two dogs against each other in a desperate struggle for retard fueled dominance

person 1: yo did you see that dog fighting

Person 2: ya man i heard that was michael vicks pit

by yayerrr June 2, 2010

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Cock fight

The difficult fight a man faces against his cock when a boner is imminent.

Sarah: Your a good friend Joe. I feel so safe and unthreatened with you. (gives him a hug)

Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.

(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)

by rogerthewhale December 6, 2010

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"The Boss" Fight

A physical confrontation that is so one sided due to a large gap in skill, physical power, or experience, that it resembles the iconic fight scenes (before the final battle) between The Boss and Naked Snake in Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater. In "The Boss" Fights, major injuries such as fractured ribs, broken arms, snapped fingers and severe trauma to the eyes are inevitable.

player 1: so did you see "The Boss" Fight that happened last night between my two friends?

player 2: I did. I had to turn away when Insert Name started bleeding all over the floor.

by AspiringMangaka July 7, 2010

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