Central Festival is a place where the lankiest teenagers go to fight, do drugs, and sneak into movies to get laid, it is also known for its famous handicap bathrooms where most teenagers from Pattaya have lost their virginity. Watch out for the movie couches tho! you could be sitting on a cum stain!
lanky lad1: yo bro u wanna go to central festival?
lanky lad2: is there a fight?
lanky lad 1: yea maoileo is getting jumped again
lanky lad2: I'm on my way
lanky lad2: is there a fight?
lanky lad 1: yea maoileo is getting jumped again
lanky lad2: I'm on my way
by Pattaya101 November 23, 2021
Get the Central festivalmug. by Yeet for me April 22, 2025
Get the Goon Festivalmug. by pussyslayer6969lol August 8, 2017
Get the festive peanutsmug. by The Rhinestone Aristocrat October 8, 2022
Get the festive americanmug. The accumulated layers of grime and dirt on your skin after a good weekend in a dust bowl full of hippies.
Person 1: Wow! your skin is so dark in these pictures from Burning Man.
Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too until I got home and took a shower - it was just a festival tan.
Person 3: That's grody.
Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too until I got home and took a shower - it was just a festival tan.
Person 3: That's grody.
by danderzion October 18, 2013
Get the festival tanmug. by Vanessa2891 August 27, 2021
Get the Festivalmug. by HippieFl1p April 5, 2022
Get the Festival Legendmug.