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Swagger Fee

The cost you pay to look extra cool and have more swagger.
You can add a blue mirror to your sunglasses, but there's a swagger fee
by ChasG June 25, 2024
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Fee

Big Fee
by People83638292 January 26, 2023
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seatsort fee

A charge added to the price of a movie theater ticket for "extras" such as armrests, cushioning, etc. This is similar to resort fees charged by hotels for what has traditionally been included in the basic room charge. This isn't a reality yet, but just wait!!
The admission price was advertised as $12.00, but with tax, seat selection upcharge, service fee and the new seatsort fee, it was $19.00
by Travelingmankc February 7, 2023
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overdraft fee

A resources-expenditure dat a "willing" chick requests from you due to your having whooshingly farted during a vigorous bouncy-bouncy wif her, causing her to feel a breeze on her upper thighs.
If you have da tendency to break wind frequently/uncontrollably, it's wise to reveal said fact beforehand to a chick wif whom you're arranging to be intimate, and ask her if she charges gassy guys an overdraft fee.
by QuacksO March 29, 2025
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fee blind

A person who orders take out from an app (ie DoorDash, instacart, instaeats, etc) without realizing that there are fees that the company screws you with including the hidden ones where they inflate the food prices.
Sandrita had a craving for Panda Express and wanted it delivered for ease and comfort but was fee blind to the fact that the kung pao chicken costs extra and that there’s delivery fees hidden in the food despite them saying “Free Delivery”
by Bojizzle2 February 13, 2024
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land of the fee

Land of the Fee, is a play on the United States motto 'Land of the Free' implying you are not free in the United States without the payment of various fees.

The United States added the letter R to 'Fee' as they could never release their Hard-R roots.
Trump: We live in the Land of the Free!

Sigma: Actually, it's Land of the Fee.
by Joshua_1234 March 19, 2024
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Mental retardation fee

OK, so you subtracted for crime...
Hym Iam "But there's a mental retardation fee so you still owe me the money."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2026
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