fear-grill

To forget you've been cooking something and go to do something else, only to remember a little later that you were cooking something and rush back to the kitchen immediately and find that your food was cooked perfectly in that time so as to suggest their food was cooked by your fear.

"Oh, I totally fear-grilled it but thank you."
"Shit, I just fear-grilled my entire dinner."
"Did you fear-grill all of this? That is so irresponsible, man!"

by CappyboySteveman July 1, 2019

Fear Kegel

The involuntary act of constricting one's sphincter when met with alarming news and or a fearful situation.

When I read the story about the fish that swims into your peehole, I did a fear kegel.

by Fathawgimus March 13, 2021

Fear Simp

When you simp for someone but are also afraid of them.

1: I totally Fear Simp for this character.

by Local_eldritch_gryphon May 22, 2021

Fear Colton

Cancer in a nutshell

Fear colton is as annoying as your moms boyfriends two year-old asking if yopu have games on your phone.

by yeahfearcomeatme August 28, 2021

Fear..street9

Very stupid but her followers are super hot she is also way too obsessed with fear street.

Person:.hey do you follow fear..street9
Person 2:yeah why
Person:oh you must be hot then

by Fear..street9 September 19, 2021

fear-fucked

When you’d love to do something, but you’re terrified of doing it.

John: Hey man, wanna go skydiving?
Jim: Sorry man, I’m too fear-fucked.

by dap_ May 19, 2022

Fear of men

A group of three or men is know as a “fear of men”.

I was at the club when walking out of the rest room when I walked right into a “Fear of Men” arguing with the bouncer. Men are always worse in groups.

by Tristan 420 September 14, 2022