Short form of "Fart Next To You" It's when a person farts (or flatulates) next to you silently and does not admit their deed.
When someone says "name that tune" and lets it rip, that's not farnextia but when someone lets a silent but deadly fart and no one admits to doing it, usually the first one who smells it dealt it.
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Get the farden warden mug.a woman accompanied/admired by a posse of gay men, not because she sought them out (see fag hag or fruit-fly), but because said gay men are drawn to her by an unseen yet powerful force, as in a magnet; said force generally defies description, but seems most often to be founded on a gay man's admiration of an elusive quality, usually referred to as "fabulousness"
Brad: "I've never met so many hot gay guys in one place. How does Maggie know them all?"
Tony: "Honestly, I don't think she does. She's just a total fagnet!"
Brad: "She is SOOO fabulous!"
Tony: "I know right!"
Tony: "Honestly, I don't think she does. She's just a total fagnet!"
Brad: "She is SOOO fabulous!"
Tony: "I know right!"
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The actions can range from totally hilarious to dangerous. Many people experiance Faneurysms when they get tour updates or purchase a new volume of their favorite manga.
The actions can range from totally hilarious to dangerous. Many people experiance Faneurysms when they get tour updates or purchase a new volume of their favorite manga.
Charlotte had a faneurysm due to her late updates concerning Radiohead.
Cat had a faneutysm when she watched the new episode of Supernatural.
Cat had a faneutysm when she watched the new episode of Supernatural.
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