Farking

A combination of the slang words 'fuck' and 'fart', describing the practice of combining two activities that each add their own type of satisfaction.

She loved to see just how long we could keep farking back and forth.

by Ratcheer November 28, 2006

flapkin

Sanitary napkin for a chicks with big pussy lips.

That fat bitch is bleedin like a stuck pig.Get her a flapkin pronto.

by Bwa007 January 2, 2008

fakin' the funk

a) going along to get along
b) pretending that everything (in a relationship) is just fine, while plotting an escape

This fool don't know whussup. Ahm jus fakin' the funk until I make my move next month.

by Dizz January 1, 2004

farking

When parking costs more than the fucking ticket. (This is how they fuck you).

The tickets to the Lakers game where free, farking was $35.00.

by Panaeleous March 31, 2008

If you know what I faakin moin

Used to emphasize a point you are trying to make.

So now he and my ex are going out again, and that just doesn't make sense if you know what I faakin moin.

by Mar-wayne Jay-moil October 2, 2007

Faking jacks

The original term comes from the crack game. It means to sell a crack fiend something other than crack. Instead of crack, it is substituted with soap, plaster or some other substance in order to steal the crack fiend's money.

Raheem sold me 4 Jums, but was soap. He is faking jacks

by Imjustsayinh November 30, 2017

farking

The act of farting during sexual intercourse...to float an air biscuit while fucking.

Last night she was totally farking me...guess we shouldn't have had mexican.

by Michelle & Kelly February 20, 2008