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Throwback fap

The act of masturbating to material that is outdated for nostalgic reasons.
Guy 1: "dude I randomly came across an old Spice Girls video on YouTube last night"
Guy 2: "the one with the hard nipples? Did you do the throwback fap?"
Guy 1: "hell yeah! Had to bro that shit got me through some hard times during 8th grade"
by evilrolly July 31, 2011
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Class Fap

The act of masturbating during class. Or a derogatory term given to someone who does this act in class. This term can also be class jack or class whack.
I heard Nathan is a class fap in Mr. Harrington's Geometry class, those numbers must have really gotten him off!

I did a class whack to Beth this morning in history.
by Off campus lunch May 13, 2014
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Fap Patrol

A person (or persons) who bursts in un-annouced, especially with the intent of catching you while you're masturbating (fapping). sometimes accompanying the surprise entry with a loud shout of "FAP PATROL!!"

Can also refer to a pet who approaches you while masturbating and tries to lick or touch your genitals.

Bonus points if the victim is interupted while ejaculating.
(Joe is on his bed fapping to a porno mag)
(Bob bursts into the room)
Bob: "FAP PATROL!!!"
Joe: "WTF you gaywad!!"
by Fantino Boy April 15, 2010
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fap folder

Teh folder on your compy that you keep your pr0n in.
Little did Paul know, his mother logged onto his computer and discovered his fap folder while he was at summer camp. When he got home, he was banned from teh interwebz for 2 months. He got pwned by his mother AND had to delete 7 months worth of n00dz. Maybe this could have been avoided if we just put a password on his computer and not give his fap folders obvious titles such as "Sexy pr0nz" What a n00b! His ass sure got pwned!!1
by teh anon winrar January 25, 2009
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slow fap

with no pressing need to jack off, just a tempting curiosity, a slow wank begins; a simple, solitary pulse.

before long, the fapping encourages more, stronger, and quicker fapping to climax at an orgasm

similar to a slow clap, wherein a single clapper slowly encourages more claps to climax in a full ovation
"The other day I slow fapped to the View. It was weird."
by Mike P Dobbins February 20, 2009
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power fap

A successful masturbatory session lasting less than 10 minutes, typically performed between other daily activities and before dates or other outings to brighten one's mood, release sexual tension, quell boredom, kill time, calm the nerves, get a healthy glow going, or for any number of other reasons.
James used his fifteen to grab a power fap and buy a soda before returning to work.

After getting ready to go out, Shannon squeezed in a power fap while waiting for her date to pick her up.

Jane was early for work, so she got a quick power fap in in the car outside before going in.
by buttcheeks_mcgee October 14, 2009
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fap/10

A rating given to a movie, TV show etc. where the quality of the material is irrelevant because its main purpose is to induce fapping.
The plot was nonsensical, the ending was implausible, but it had hot chicks naked. Final rating: Fap/10
by Mcsweeney September 4, 2008
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