by Giojamz April 18, 2003
Get the failure mug.fisure: a rip in the anal cavity during rough anal intercourse. Usually found after a large erect object enters a hole its to small for, or the hole wasn't properly stimulated and prepared enough for the large erect object thus ripping the skin in side the asshole.
Rebecca was in pain and had to visit a doctor due to her boyfriend's huge member ripping a fisure inside of her asshole.
by PaulyPPimperton November 12, 2007
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This man is an absolute G, that sexy motherfucker. Anything he wants in life, he gonna get it. Especially a baby. He's gonna skip the girlfriend and go straight to fatherhood. Oh, and have 10 million dollars by the time he's 26. This dude thinks he's invincible, and to be honest, he probably is. Until a girl finally breaks his heart, but any girl who does that is making the greatest mistake of their life. Kinda like I did. He's an engineer, doctor, businessman, economist, stripper, DJ, poet, and master driver. Depending on the minute. But if you're ever in the car and he's driving... good luck. All that said, if you ever meet a Faisal, bag him real quick before he disappears forever.
Woman: "Faisal, I love you"
Faisal: ...
Woman: "Faisal, do you wanna... go on a date?"
Faisal: "Will I get a baby out of it?"
Faisal: ...
Woman: "Faisal, do you wanna... go on a date?"
Faisal: "Will I get a baby out of it?"
by faisalloverXXO September 24, 2021
Get the Faisal mug.I love how people try to slap a nice coat of paint on things they don't like, and then try to pass them off as something other than they are.
"They're love handles, and there's just more of me to love."
No, they're more like failure grips, and the space alloted for you to occupy has been exceeded.
"They're love handles, and there's just more of me to love."
No, they're more like failure grips, and the space alloted for you to occupy has been exceeded.
by SnuffleMuffinMonster June 1, 2009
Get the Failure Grips mug.The most clever comeback a teacher will ever make. It will be used against you if you forgot to do something.
Mr Broadhead: Where is your commerce book?
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
by gravedog February 2, 2010
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