facial discrimination

discrimination based on an individual's facial appearance.

The modelling agency turned down her application because they said she was not pretty enough. This is one case of facial discrimination.

by Ben Lakandula June 10, 2007

Monkey Facial

when you are hanging from a tree and you ejaculate into someones face.

so i was giving ryan nelson a blowjob in my tree and all the sudden he gives me a monkey facial...we are through

by Marc Frankel January 5, 2008

FACIAL

When a guy shoots his load all over someone's face.

She wanted a facial and a caulking, but I only had one load in me. I sprayed her face with my man juice.

by slicksal October 19, 2006

The Philly Facial

While receiving a blow-job, puking on the back of the girl, or boy's head, then blowing your load in their face, and then puking on their face when they look up. Followed by immediately leaving saying nothing on the way out.

Phil really gave that girl The Philly Facial, man was she confused.

by Jason Raby January 26, 2006

Fadanglescoozie

Means ~ Young whore

Why is the mall full of fadanglescoozies today?

by Madhumper April 24, 2011

fadiddling

the act of playing with someones penis, especially in public or when other people are around. not to actually jerk someone off, just playing with it.

"My girl loves fadiddling with my cock"

by Special Kay K December 7, 2011

Facial Blindness

Temporary face blindness (prosopagnosia) caused by a facial. Usually due to placement of cum in ones eyes.

I didn't know which way to face and smile for the camera because I had facial blindness after Steve directed his load into my eye. Luckily I found a towel.

by M2RE August 26, 2013