The Northwest Excuse

Going past the destination/doing more than asked and thus failing to complete an objective.

Son: Mom, you forgot to pick me up.

Mom: I was on my way, but i ended up going to far and went shopping at the mall.

Son: Oh, you're just using the Northwest Excuse

by Embarassed to be a Pilot November 2, 2009

The Prasad Excuse

When at an Indian family gathering you discover that the mithai is in fact delicious (as compared to being not delicious) and eat 12 pieces claiming that because it is blessed food you should have it.

Thank your mom for that handmade mithai. I ate 5 pieces citing the prasad excuse.

by RoofusDandelion September 10, 2013

The ally excuse

The best fucking overused excuse used to end things with a clingy annoying girl who is super desperate and won’t leave ur ass alone

Girl: “you make me so happy”

Guy: “yeah I don’t have time to commit to anything rn”
Girl “ you’re just using the ally excuse”

by The.real.mvp April 14, 2019

creepy uncle excuse

when someone uses a creepy excuse to try and touch you

josh: its ok bro were really close
ryan: nah bruh thats creepy uncle excuse

by totallynotjjne April 29, 2023

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative

Sometimes abbreviated as IWVMLTBEFTN or IWLTBEFTN, this is something you might say when your friends want to drag you into petty drama.

Originates from a July 18, 2016 tweet from Taylor Swift after Kim Kardashian posted a recording of a phone call between Swift and rapper Kanye West regarding the contents of his song "Famous".

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since 2009

by zaphod13 June 29, 2023

excuses are like asses

1) everyone has an excuse, or reason, for doing what they did, most of the time it's a ficticious on-the-spot excuse, you can tell it's b.s.
2) and old saying reiterating the above

excuses are like asses...everybody's got 'em and most of the time they stink...

by Kid Nebraska May 23, 2004

the Excuse me gene

the gene that causes a person to involuntarily say excuse me in any situation.This gene was discovered in John Mikzsa.

"Excuse me that is my wife."

by jim April 30, 2004