chinese essay

When you are extremely close to shitting your pants and the turd has already begun to sprout it can draw patterns in your pants when you walk. The resulting pattern can be likened to a chinese essay.

Neil: Look at Stu doing the john wayne walk to the bog.
Me: Yeah, he must be writing a chinese essay in there.

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

eshay

A person who typically wears urban clothing (off white, supreme, bape, odd future, etc) and thinks that they are top shit

Ay look Charlie, the fuckin skinny ass white boy eshay .

by BeastMaster63 June 25, 2017

esmat

v. to take advantage of girls while they are drunk or intoxicated.

Did Johnny esmat that girl last night?

by Sam Cleary December 9, 2008

Eshay day

The day where eshays dress up as one and do eshay stuff on 6/6

Until mid night Then your time is up

Oii lad did you know it’s eshay day today let’s go crazy

by Getfkedcunt November 6, 2019

Eshay

thou art eshay shalt be thou thee thy cousin thou art name of thee thy massi

massi is an ✨eshay✨

by in your dad's room :) July 29, 2020

Eshay

An Eshay is a Aus lad who goes around tagging stuff and that, they also talk tuff and shit. They usally were
Polo Shirts
Tns, 270s, Tailwins or gels
Bum Bag
They usually wear trackies as well.
they normally smoke, and play Aussie drill on their speaker that they racked from a store.
They normally scream eshay and eshlad and shit. They normally rack clothes and food because they are poor or because they want to be cool.
They normally hang in gangs and like to fight people fven though they are shit at it
Follow @FlameClanOCE and @_JackFalzon.040_priv on tiktok

Eshay ''Eshay brahh just racked some new N Tays bruhhh, it was sick and that lad. Eshaayyyy''

by 040_Jack November 17, 2020

eshays

means anything thats good pretty much appart from that it means what eva u fuckin want

ur a fucking eshays cunt

by timber one May 13, 2005