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eskimo dreamcatcher

The act of feverishly masturbating preferably with ski goggles and ear muffs into a fully locked and loaded leaf blower. Expelling your full exfoliating load of hot man syrup directly onto but not limited to face and or chest area for the ultimate boomerang effect.
So me and the boys huddled up in the garage last night created the ultimate Eskimo dreamcatcher circle while doing peyote and ecstasy.

Verb: You have been dream catched. BITCH!
by Cum with the wind July 16, 2022
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Eskimo Kiss

When you are performing cunnilingus on a girl and use the tip of your nose to stimulate her clitorus while putting your tongue to other uses
He gave me an eskimo kiss ill never forget - Victor Homewrecker
by Eskimo Kisser December 11, 2018
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Eskimo Sleeve

When two friends masturbate together at the same time using two fleshlights taped together to be used with a matching thrusting tempo in the fashion of the original Eiffel Tower sex position sans a third partner.
“Hey dude I’m really sad Kelly broke up with me. You want to come over later, get drunk and break out the eskimo sleeve?”
by Pineapple trombone May 17, 2021
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Trash Eskimos

Look at those Trash Eskimos in their dumpster igloo.
by eku12 October 16, 2008
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eskimo lover

when you and your partner have mutually hooked up with a 3rd person
Sasha and I both got with Maddie, I guess that makes us eskimo lovers.
by okoe March 5, 2017
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eskimo bobsled

stick it in the back and then go to a flight of stairs and ride her down the stairs with your dick in
"dude did you eskimo bobsled that bitch"
by the dragon111111111 November 7, 2015
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Eskimo souffle

When you jizz in a bowl, whip it into a meringue and serve it on top of pie
Your mom: hey baby, what's for desert?
Me: Eskimo souffle. Eat my jizz, bitch
by Dehydratedninja December 16, 2020
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