Esteban

A bad ass mofo with mad game. Will probably game on your gf, bang her that night, and have her cum for more.

Guy 1: "Hey have you seen Ashley?"
Guy 2: "Nah dude. She was with Esteban last time saw her."
Guy 1: "DAMMIT! she's probably riding his cock right now!! i guess me and her are through *sigh"

by angelo945 May 2, 2011

Easter

A holiday featuring fertility symbols such as eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white that pagans celebrate, named in honor of the godess of fertility known as Eostre, Astarte, Ashtoreth, Isis, Vishnu, Venus, etc. depending on when and where the pagan is from.

Nowadays, most of the pagans pretend that Easter has something to do with Jesus so they can pretend to be Christians. They've already given Christendom such a bad name doing things like this that it isn't even worth their effort to pretend to be Christian any more, so they only continue the custom out of habit.

I prefer honest pagans and Real True Christians to those who pretend Easter has something to do with Jesus.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004

eastenders

A soap opera which used to be unmissable entertainment, but since about 2001 it has completely lost the plot. All the interesting characters have gone, replaced by people who are either irritating, obnoxious or both. I've lived where there are a lot of real eastenders and they're nothing like the ones in this soap opera. Albert Square is now populated by patronising working-class stereotypes (who are usually criminals, wife-beaters, serial killers etc). Nobody can keep their trousers/skirt on for more than five minutes, and Dirty Den suddenly rising from the grave shows how desperate the series has become, having exhausted all possible storylines years ago. Only continues because soap operas are so cheap to make. Once you've built the sets, you can use them forever, and you only need to go on location for a week twice a year and have a special effect once in a blue moon. And you can use the same storylines over and over. Eastenders always has an extra-depressing storyline at Christmas. Ho-ho-ho to you as well. By the way, Eastenders is now on four times a week, so that's even more padding to enjoy.

To hell with decent plots and characters. What we want in eastenders are headline-grabbing gimmick storylines, no matter how ridiculous they are. Lol! Eastenders was always larger-than-life, but surely there must be some limits.

by Stormsworder January 6, 2007

erse

1. Old English term for the word "arse" (which means "ass").
2. Present day term for the Irish tongue.

1. and 2.

"Irish people talk a load of erse."

by HMB April 6, 2003

Japanese Easter

When you put rabbit ears on a woman and have a bunch of japanese men jack off on her so she's covered in jizz.

Wow, with those rabbit ears and all that jizz, Becca looks like an Easter Bunny! She loves the Japanese Easter!

by Amanda Myers August 5, 2009

Easter

The celebration of a bearded man called Jesus Christ, who died on a cross and rose again, resulting in future workplaces and schools closing while people eat chocolate Easter eggs.

Hey! Put down that tax return and have an egg! It's Easter!

by Jane Wellington January 5, 2004

erse

scottish use of this word, meaning "arse", is in terms of how fine the hind quarters are. the emphasis at the start of the word show that the ass in question ranks very high.

That girl talks way too much, but man has she got a good erse.

by undercurent April 8, 2003