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Emily Maguire

Emily Maguire is the producer for the Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw show on 100.7 Jack FM in San Diego. She is insanely hot and is allergic to getting laid. She has an incredible box and will pry it open for any listener who asks her to do it. Unfortunately, it's not the one men want to get access to.

She made a list of 30 things she wanted to do before she turned 30 and apart from a few of those things accomplished; she failed miserably.
If there is a God above, Emily Maguire will throw caution to the wind and throw me a shot.
by unrealgecko August 22, 2011
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Emily Johnson

An amazing girl who is definitely better than everyone else, and wakes up saying, "I am better than most people in life," with a big smile on her face, and it never feels out of place.
by emilyjohnsonisnumberone April 19, 2011
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Emily

If you were this girl you wouldn't want to be anyone else, because you would be the most attractive girl to walk the streets. Spending one day with her would not be enough, she is such a nice person she makes Princess Diana look like Hitler. Plus she's well into Bristo.
Guy 1 - Do you know Emily?
Guy 2 - Yeah, she so fucking fine!
by frank burton December 9, 2008
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emily marie frost

an awesomely rad-tastical roleplaying character more commonly known as "ami". created by jackie on july 17th, 2005, and kickin' ass ever since.
can be found on the roleplaying legacy, SHUFFLED-CLOCKS, as one of the characters in the soap opera, SHUFFLED LIVES. well-known to those who are actually somewhat spiffeh, and if you DON'T know her you're a douchebag.
she grows up to become a model for victoria's secret, and manages to come up with the slogan "think pink", due to her alarmingly bright pink hair.
jackie: "HEY HEY BITCHEZZ. emily marie frost rocks yo' socks, mmkay?"
tara: "psshaw. YOU KNOW IT."
the eggman: "HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL..."
ami: "TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAAAAAAAAR!"
by jackie ! October 6, 2008
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Emily

“Emily, you a whole ass hood rat
by Legomyprego March 13, 2019
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Emily

She's someone who acts tough, and to an extent she is. But she also has feelings despite what others believe. She's the most friend-zoned girl because of her independence, and masculine vibe. She has a sarcastic sense of humor, is a little bitter, and kinda perverted. (But it works in bed if you know what I mean). She's also the sweetest, funniest, craziest, honest, and most loyal girl you will ever meet. When you meet her, show her that you care and love her, and she will never let you go.
She's so great, she must be an Emily.
by hi_123 April 10, 2015
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Emilee

A girl who:
-doesn't like to be messed with
-hangs out with a Monique,Rose,or Angel
-likes a guy but won't tell him 'cuz she's a tomboy
-stays on the computer for hours at a time
-is the smartest in class but when it comes to common sense,she's totally corrupt
-will NOT wear a skirt(usually)
-is pretty hot but will kill you will the Death Stare
-will faint if you make her say she hates her favorite thing in the world
Guy 1:Dude,what happened? It looks like you messed with Emilee.
Guy 2:I...didn't know...*falls to the ground and blood runs out of his mouth*
Guy 1:...holy crap,you did mess with her.
by emjmaainplgaeane December 10, 2010
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