Cage the Elephant

To masterbate.

Butthead: Uhh, do you know what Cage the Elephant means?
Beavis: (mumbles) Oh yeah ha. Uhh, like um ha (says) choking your chicken? hahahahahaha
Butthead: Beavis, you think everything means that. But uhh, in this case it does. hahahaha
Beavis: ha Whoa! ha. That guy just caged his elephant hahaha.

by Rocketx12 November 11, 2011

hung like a elephant

a man with a large penis better then being hung like a horse

jeff nemeth is hung like a elephant

by jeff n January 24, 2004

elephant game

Similar to elephant line used in fraternity initiations. The game consists of guys walking around in a circle at least half-naked whilst each has a thumb up the ass of the guy in front of him and the other in their own mouth. Similar to musical chairs someone stops the music and then everyone comes to a sudden halt. If any frat boy's thumb is dislodged from the other guy's anus he must then switch his thumbs until he is out of clean ones. No more clean thumbs and you are out of the game.

Dude: "I am going to FSU because the frats there play with elephants 'n' shit."

Me: "You are gonna go play with elephant shit?"

Dude: "Some elephant game or some shit."

Me: "Yeah, you are perfect for the elephant game. BTW, How long have you been sucking your thumb?"

by Hullabaloo May 8, 2006

Cage the Elephant

A metaphor for society’s attempt to contain and control the wild and powerful spirit in all of us.

Also, a really cool rock band.

"His supervisors thought they could cage the elephant by getting the rogue cop off the streets and into a cubicle desk job. But confinement only made him restless, and more dangerous than before."

Other examples of caged elephants include: Hormone-crazed high school kids; Employees in unfulfilling jobs; Spouses trapped in loveless marriages.

by Eegah! April 14, 2010

Elephant Man Getting a Haircut

Term used to describe a futile or pointless modificatiion to an already existing & pathetic system. For example, fat girls drinking diet coke makes no sense because they already ordered the Papa Johns for brunch.

"Why is Lee Chop Ming trying to bulk up when his face looks squashed on a windshield? He's like the fucking Elephant man Getting a Haircut, he's still ugly as fuck."

by Nick Blakerrr July 25, 2006

Elephantitis

After smoking out of a elephant pipe and being beyond stoned, elephantitis starts to kick in

Elephantitis: laying on the floor not feeling your limbs, being really high etc.

by xtina_liciousxo July 9, 2010

elephant

A large grey animal from africa and asia.

I went to see the elephant at the zoo today

by Jojo August 9, 2004