edophile

An extremely obsessive/crazed fangirl of Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist. 'Edo' is the Japanese pronounciation of 'Ed', therefore creating a clever pun on the word 'pedophile'. Symptoms of an Edophile include but are not limited to:

-Talking about Ed constantly
-Lack of sleep due to internet Ed picture splurges
-Having more than one Ed avatar or icon in use
-Incessant babble claiming of wanting to 'have his children'...
-Posts on fullmetal-alchemist.com
-Posts/takes Fullmetal Alchemist quizzes constantly
-Annoys friends and/or innocent passerbys/civlians by talking about Ed

To distract an Edophile, proceed to throw any Fullmetal Alchemist related figure/object a long distance. They will chase after it and never be seen again. Until they want more stuff.

Look at my daughter, shes looking at more Ed pictures. Shes such an edophile

by The_Fullmetal_Pipsqueak April 13, 2006

European Union

An institution that would be useful if it hadn't just 1% of "federal" money and would finally create a real government and army. An anticipation of what has yet to happen in Europe, and which has already happened in America 200 or something years ago.

Despite several complaints that the European Union is getting too much money, this is in fact not so: "In the fifties, 17% of America's GDP went to the federal government. Now, this figure turns around 20%. In 1929, however, the year of the massive global economic crash, the federal government received only 1% of America's GDP," said Belgium's Prime Minister Guy Verhofstadt.

by Smartaz February 17, 2006

European Dragon

The classical fire-breathing Western dragon, with wings, scales,an arrowhead tail, claws, and horns

That dragon is an European Dragon

by The Isbey August 15, 2006

ap european history

a pointless class that is fulla CRAP

i shot nugges of ap european history out of my arse

by Josh Chong January 26, 2004

europe

Europe - The world's greatest masterminds and the world's biggest criminals happen to born there.
Europe is also the home of the most ancients and finest civilizations. Democracy was invented there almost 2000 years before white settlers set their feets on american ground.

Citizens of the EU are thinking of their union as an economical and political superpower. Indeed, they could be a superpower, if they would start to agree with each other. But History has shown, that something like that will never happen: the last 60 years were the _longest_ period of freedom ever on the european continent.
They try to solve problems with diplomacy even when someone's shooting at them.

Why are you hitting me? I don't like violence! Let's have some vine and talk about your problems...

by justme February 16, 2005

European Union

You have two European girls in a 69 position with each other, and you have the option of entering from either 'border'

Anna, Cecile and I just had a European Union!

by Shazzamm February 14, 2012

European Blow Dart (EBD)

When you nut in a girls ass, suck it out with your mouth, and then spit it back in their face.

I tried the European Blow Dart (EBD) on my girlfriend and it got caught in her eye.

by Kleenexorgasms October 10, 2017