Eber

Eber

A mystical being that everyone loves. Full name: eberhoe

origin: entered our world when a deluded person attempted to spell 'everyone'

i love you eberhoe, there is nothing that brightens my life up than you

by Pseudonymous antonym March 13, 2020

Ether

A heating appuratus found in the walk in fridge at the depot. Ether should not be confused with a heater, which is an anesthetic found in and around the depot. Both heaters and ether are used by Gauthier on cold winter days.

"Guy, we needs more ether in my orfice because Im froid. Take the heater out of the fridge, because it defeats the purpose to have a heater in the fridge. If I get too cold, I have pains dans my backside and will need ether and heaters."

by Gerald from the depot December 17, 2004

Eber

A Beaner with big ass ears

That Eber is so rude

by Lodenode September 21, 2018

Ether

Street for heroin

Yo dat ether is brown must be some good type shit

by Deathtouch June 2, 2009

etherbliss

A musical genre, essentially synonymous with shoegazer and dream pop.
Since the genre is usually characterized by hazy, floating melodies and a saturation with guitar effects, the result is a spacey sensation not unlike a beautiful dream or a drug experience. For this reason, the name assumedly comes from the combination of the words ether (name for the heavens, or above the atmosphere; also a type of drug) and bliss (the state you enter when the music starts playing, if all goes well).

'I love listening to etherbliss, it makes me feel like a beautiful sprite in a magical forest.'

by Jonathan H. December 1, 2004

etherfem

noun, that perfect woman defined uniquely in each man's mind, who simply doesn't exist but who he is convinced may be waiting just around the corner with open arms (and undoubtedly other body parts) just for him, the thought of whom sometimes causes him to act like an ass to the actual, nearly perfect realfem standing right in front of him (note: realfem, the one he really wants but is too damn stupid to realize it; etherman, male etherbeing sought after by woman similarly afflicted per above)

He'll never keep her cuz he can't stop thinking his etherfem is near.

by the.real.deal February 9, 2005

eberhardy

much like that of a horses ass hole! Prefers sloppy seconds, showers once a month, and likes to pretend like he doesn't like it in the ass from other men! Also known as a sabertooth for his deranged front tooth that never gets brushed!

Yup, there's eberhardy, no rhythm...none

by $loppy$econds December 10, 2008