Earl

He is the living Giga Chad, he is the alpha male. Whenever he walks into a room, women orgasm uncontrollably.

DO NOT let him near your girlfriend, now your ex-girlfriend.

Look! There's Earl! he's so hot.

by ZB7 September 8, 2021

Earl and Looney

A stronger vocabulary for "King & Queen Reining the world"

Absolute Power.

king & queen < god & goddess < EARL & LOONEY

Bro you heard?

What bro?
Earl and Looney are in control of the world now
What? THAT'S AWESOME!

by Paradoxieus February 14, 2018

Earl Grey

If someone calls you "Earl Grey" as a nickname, they are calling you a hot tea (hottie). Derived from the pick up line, "Your name must be Earl Grey, because you are a hot tea (hottie)!".

"Hey, Earl Grey, can u hand me that pen?"

by Hazel Venom June 15, 2022

Earl

A gay retard that will steal your ham sandwich

God damnit Earl! You stole my sandwich, retard!!

by Hgfffffffffff February 8, 2020

Earl Rider

A derogatory term to define an individual who specifically is a strong believer in devoting their mind, body, and soul towards the pleasing of their idol. They will do anything for their idol, and are extremely attached to their idol, whether or not the person enjoys their presence at all.

Person 1: "Dude, this chick just sent nudes."
Person 2: "Ew. She's such an Earl Rider."

by _Diesel_ November 11, 2016

Earl Wormberg

Founder of Earworm. All around cool dude. Once thought deceased. Currently lives with his girlfriend Osh.

Ryan: Earl Wormberg fired us!
Brian: Oh nooo. Want some Hut dogs?

by 420fam69af March 10, 2021

The Cork Popper Of Earl

When eye piece tensions run too high and sexual tendencies become abundant. Corks rain down from the metaforical and the caps spring into action. When the bells ring and sing Mason lullabies the woman cant resist a serton type of man.

"When Aubrey is trolling the cocks are always raining, The Cork Popper Of Earl is working."

by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019