Go Dutch

When two people each masturbate next to each other. Like when going out for a meal and each personal paying for themselves.

Dick and Jane gave up sex for lent so instead they decided to go dutch.

by Seaeye June 30, 2022

Dutch invite

An invitation to something you're not welcome to attend and are expected to decline.

Abigail invited me to her birthday bash the other week, but I didn't go coz I knew it was just a Dutch invite.

by Ajacied June 20, 2020

Dutch Poo

When you crap in a services toilet with the toilet seat down.

Ahh mate, I was in such a rush, I had to have a Dutch poo.

by Yeet90 November 15, 2020

Dutch clog

When you are having relations with your partner and you place your entire foot in their anal cavity

"Dave why you limping?"

"The other night I hurt my foot giving Edna a Dutch clog!"

by Phonejackson September 4, 2016

Dutch Mouthbreather

When someone uses their mouth to inhale gaseous fecal particulate from partners chocolate starfish.

Remi is truly a Dutch Mouthbreather sommelier - he picked up hints of white truffle and corn from my fart.

by Buford C Cabhash April 22, 2022

Dutch volcano

Verb: It's when you have a great big messy shit under the covers.

Noun: A big pile of wet shit stinking up the air trapped under a blanket*

*Dutch volcanoes have been observed in other enclosed spaces such as tents, sleeping bags, and, occasionally, entire vehicles.

"I Dutch volcanoed so badly it left a burn mark in the bed frame."

"The largest Dutch volcano on record is named Zuidwal and is located under the Wadden Sea in the Netherlands. The second largest Dutch volcano just shot out of my ass and into my sheets."

by bishsac January 20, 2022

Dutch Mitten

When you fart in your hand, cup it and palm someones face. A less extreme however very effective version of the Dutch Oven.

John was very upset after I Dutch Mittened him.

by JuniorLoz November 24, 2019