dookie bubble

1. A large hunk of excrement so thick and hard that it cannot be passed through the anus during defecation. It usually takes on the size of a small baseball or a child's fist.

2. A server case of fecal impaction usually found in illegal drug users who do crack cocaine and crystal meth.

During second episode of "Being Bobby Brown", Whitney and Bobby are talking about colon cleansing, when Bobby says to her, "I've seen worse," he says. "I've had to dig a dookie bubble out of your butt."

Bobby even admits that once when "her turd was too big" for her to excrete, he had to pull it out with his fingers.

by MASKED BASTARD April 5, 2008

Dookie Breath

Dookie breath is when peoples breath just smells bad whether they brush their teeth or not. For some, toothpaste makes it worse.

Eating ass and not brushing your teeth

Betty: Hey gurl!

Smeller: Oooooh Hey gurl (To self: Dayum this broad breath smells like she been eating dookie for breakfast, lunch and dinner with her dookie breath).

Betty: Wanna kick it with us tonight at the Hole?

Smeller: Naw gurl I got a prior engagement (I couldn't take this SHIT for more than 10 seconds of talking to her) maybe next time!!!

by Neetles December 10, 2009

molly dooked

means fully sick! it can be reffered to as anything you want it to be.

Thats Fuckin Molly Dooked Bro
Dude, Your not Molly Dooked no more

by prodger August 25, 2006

Uncle DOOKIE

a man who spends five hours a day at subway eating one footlong, drinking all the free refills he can hold, and taking up to 10 dumps

he ordered one sandwhich and shit out three,uncle dookie strikes again.

I think uncle DOOKIE destroyed the bathroom again

by mr rage lilche November 8, 2009

dookie twinkler

A phenomenon of sparkling poop caused by the gold flakes in the alocoholic beverage known as Goldschlager.

Oh man, I just drank 10 shots of Goldschlager. I just went to the bathroom and that drink is a true dookie twinkler.

by dookie twinkler June 25, 2008

dookiefest

When a bunch of dudes all go take a dookie at the same time in different bathrooms in one house or in different stalls. Whoever finishes first wins, but whoever finishes last took the biggest dookie and is officially dookie king.

Steve: Dude, I gotta take a shit.
George: Me too.
Pete: Hey, me too!
Everybody at same time: DOOKIEFEST!

by Gayaka June 7, 2009

Late Dookie

When you realize you still have to poo, after you've already flushed.

My mom always tells me I'm wasting water when i flush twice, but i cant help the late dookie.

by zac archer January 22, 2009